Nothing like ringing in the New Year to a bunch of lesbians in a fake marriage that God doesn’t recognize.

New Years is overrated. People like to get excited about it, but it’s just another day. People pretend to have an amazing time with amazing plans, but it’s nothing by disappointment. Just like lesbianism.

Here are some pics to ruin every lesbian fantasy you may have, cuz the core of lesbianism fucking sucks, and here is the awkward, middle-aged, raped or molested leading to penis hate Ellen and her opportunist latch on younger pussy Portia who isn’t really named Portia just how unnatural this loving relationship is…

Happy New Year, even though I know it won’t be happy. Just like lesbianism. You fucking hippies…

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