It’s got to the point in Jessica Simpson’s obesity where she needs the help of hired man to help support her, cuz her ankles can’t do it on their own…It won’t be long before she’s all diabetic with amputated feet and an electric scooter to get around her mansion, which works out perfect for me, cuz it’ll make it hard for her medicated ass to run from my sperm as I try to impregnate her so that I can later sue her for palimony…you know how it works….K-Fed style….

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