I hate when the only recent bikini pictures I have access to are of Victoria Silvstedt.

She’s in St Barts with her married billionaire Greek client who pays her/ finances her life, to be his mistress and that’s a respectable hustle….when you are a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hot enough to deserve the fucking world in exchange for a little fucking with a little man…it’s a good trade off….cuz the little man is just happy to have a Playboy model follow his orders cuz he knows without her she’s a desperate bottom feeding trash can….

I hate these Semi-Pro hookers who don’t think they are hookers even though they clearly are….and I hate people who think they are important because they got fake tits and naked in magazines in the 90s….and I hate when these self righteous attention whores try to sue people like me for giving them the attention they seek because they don’t like what we write about them…or they don’t like pics of them being eaten out on the beach goin’ public….and I hate Victoria’s Silvstedt.

That said, here she is in her bikini cuz nothing else is going on….and all her pics may look the same…which is probably better than any of you look in your bikinis….so I guess this is me giving credit to a 40 year old Swede who properly maintained as much as I don’t really want to ….but that could just be the white bikini talking…I’m always a victim of falling for those….

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