The Doritos Girl still has it 12 years later…..

This is what she was….

And this is what she is now…The only unfortunate thing in all this is the reality that 99% of bitches don’t age this well, it’s like some cocktease fantasy to all of us wishing the slobs we married kept the same body they had in their 20s, if anything this is not a beacon of hope but a source of anger, but the good kind of source of anger that you can hate masturbate to – which is kinda like hate fucking only all by yourself…weirdo…

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