Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick.

I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before.

I have limited capacity when it comes to humor…

I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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