Claudia Schiffer making a comeback…a naked comeback to celebrate thee 90s like all those hipsters rocking Mullets….only the nude model 25 years later…same brain but different tits….they are 25 years older and should probably be hung up so our memories of her are more high profile, top tier, classy, quality….instead of a desperate old chick addicted to getting attention…as she gets more and more washed up.

In the 90s…I was on the team Claudia Schiffer and not the team Cindy Crawford…I liked her better when you had to choose which was better….it was one or the other back then…while now we can appreciate all tits passively as they end up on our social media feeds….but it’d be better if this one just allowed herself to fade into obscurity.

Heres some throwbacks of her younger tits

And here is Stephanie Seymour naked for the same issue of Vogue..

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Claudia Schiffer is the Original German eugenics model that everyone fucking went nuts for, and that David Copperfield tried to make disappear, in an elaborate illusion that came after he made his dick disappear, up inside her.

She pretty much faded away, got old, disappeared but I remember her when she was the biggest fucking thing around…it was a toss up between her and the American Made Quilt that was Cindy Crawford, who clearly, like the WWII, didn’t start the war, but closed it out…winning for American pride and dignity…but it was neck and neck at one point.

I clearly remember conversations with other perverts debating who the hotter model was. I preferred Claudia Schiffer because she was European and they have better smelling pussies…you know not like fucking McDonalds…but everyone else I know chose Cindy..I guess that German accent brought back horrible memories to the Jewish people who control the media.

Either way, she made a ton of money, she still exists and she’s skinny..

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Claudia Schiffer is in a bikin on a yacht – because she is and will forever be Claudia Schiffer. A german, possibly another experiment in eugenics, a product of the aryan race program Hitler initiated, but still looking good at 100, because growing up, she was the one I was into…not that Cindy Crawford all america with a gross mole bullshit, I liked the more perfect, interesting looking one…who you can’t argue isn’t hotter than Cindy Crawford, even in their old lady years…

Maybe we should do a Mayweather McGreggor style mud wrestle to see who comes out on top – for old times – cuz apparently people like bitch fights…you know a little “ballet” dance for the fools willing to pay

All this to say, was a fan, still a fan, even if she’s looking a little ZOMBIE…as most woman pushing 100 do…But this Throwback to what was…20 fucking years ago…makes it better.

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Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro….

Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this…

100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine…

Anyway….

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Claudia Schiffer and her angular, structured, strong, face…did a campaign for sweaters…because she’s 100 years old, still skinny, but grandmother aged, the grandmother of top models, and there is very little grandmother’s like more than Sweaters…

I don’t really understand how Claudia Schiffer has such fresh and youthful, almost robotic skin…that could be from good lighting, photo and make-up, she is professional…or maybe good photoshop because she is working with pros, or maybe it’s just her plastic surgery because she’s a model, superficial and vapid….rich from their looks and their looks alone…

I like to think it’s Nazi programming from Nazi Germany science…that people don’t seem to remember was only 70 years ago….a long time maybe…but it’s not like their science didn’t go anywhere…or create this…in the 70s or 60s when she was born…

I remember the 90s…and jerking off to her in Playboy because I liked her German Aryan vibe more than the other bitches of the era like Momma Africa Naomi Campbell and Miss America Cindy Crawford…so this sweater campaign is hilarious to me…

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