I respect any woman, especially a hot old supermodel woman, who stands by her man in a time of bad publicity. People say he knocked up January Jones while filming a moive as Schiffer picked up the kids from school, yet she realizes, even if he did, who really cares…

Marriage is not supposed to be a prison. This is real life and we like to fucking stick our dicks in other things, as wives like to stick tennis pro dick in their pussies…It’s nature’s way…

Marriage is supposed to be that friendship, that level of communication, laid back and a tax break or in my case a way to pay my rent, food and drinking cuz she’s fat and has few options.

Does him cumming in a Hollywood bitch, who is younger, fatter, and less successful than Schiffer worth throwing that dynamic away…Apparently not…making Schiffer the perfect woman…

Unless of course he didn’t knock the bitch up and that was just press for the movies, in which case, who fucking cares how strong their marriage is, or how cool Schiffer is about his penis galivanting around town, cuz it makes this post too romantic, when I’m really more about gaping pussy and naked titties…

Too late now, I’m gonna run with this….

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Funny story came out today that Claudia Schiffer’s husband was fucking January Jones raw dog and knocking her up only to discover too late that January Jones wanted a baby and doesn’t believe in abortions, while Claudia Sciffer was at home picking up her kid from school everyday as he pretended he was just “working” on a movie with her….January Jones over Claudia Schiffer, I guess this proves the whole even fucking Claudia Schiffer gets boring for her husband argument people used to use in the 90s.

What it comes down to is that models are supposed to marry older billionaire business men who want the trophy to feel accomplished, they aren’t supposed to mess with people in Hollywood.

What is also comes down to is that dudes like to fuck and we aren’t that picky, and don’t really care if the bitch we are getting with is hotter than the one we have at home, we just like that we are getting it…

Either way, here she is with her hot mom ex supermodel body in England, the calm before the scandal storm…and she’s looking hot to me…if she needs a dick to cry on, I volunteer mine mainly because like Patch Adams, it brings laughs and joy to those trying to find it in the scavanger hunt that is my sex life.

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More women should age like this. I find it refreshing to see a 50 year old who has maintained her sex appeal and who looks long, thin and elegant as she walks her long, thing and elegant vagina around in mom jeans. Look in the mirror, or look at your wife then look at these pictures now ask yourself where did you go wrong?

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Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick.

I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before.

I have limited capacity when it comes to humor…

I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Fany pants! You know you’ve made it when you can take a little Asian man away from his convenience store/sweatshop/computer programming, to work as your personal umbrella holder, cuz everyone with money knows holding your umbrella is ungodly, uncomfortable, and almost embarrassing, you know for common folk, and anyone who’s anyone has a poor immigrant do it, to strip him of all dignity he once had out of him…

Here’s ex-model/David Copperfield Trick, Claudia Schiffer showing us how the other side lives….This must be what Rihanna was singing about…Now I get it….

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Either Claudia Schiffer is endorsing whoever made this outfit for her, or she’s taken the Sarah Jessica Parker class on getting the paparazzi to not bother with you because you wore the same outfit two days in a row (don’t ask me why I know that, trust me it is not cuz I am the president of the SJP fan club) even though wearing the same outfit two days in a row would be red flags to me if I was a paparazzi…I’d think maybe she’s broke and only can afford one outfit, like the hookers I frequent…or maybe she slept at some dude’s house and is pulling the walk of shame…something I am sure you’ve all seen and wished you experienced…unless you’re a girl, in which case you really grasp why it is called the walk of shame…and really who fucking cares about Claudia Schiffer, she’s a retired model, two words that when put together in a sentence don’t make me want to masturbate.

November 3

November 4

What a dirtbag…

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