Fany pants! You know you’ve made it when you can take a little Asian man away from his convenience store/sweatshop/computer programming, to work as your personal umbrella holder, cuz everyone with money knows holding your umbrella is ungodly, uncomfortable, and almost embarrassing, you know for common folk, and anyone who’s anyone has a poor immigrant do it, to strip him of all dignity he once had out of him…

Here’s ex-model/David Copperfield Trick, Claudia Schiffer showing us how the other side lives….This must be what Rihanna was singing about…Now I get it….

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