THese pictures are old…not nearly as old as Elle Macpherson…but at least a few days old. I think I already posted them…or linked to them…but I am just so blown away that an ex model can look like this at whatever age this girl is…I just know that I’ve been jerking off to her since the late 80s and that’s a fucking long time ago…I mean I don’t even jerk off to girls born in the late 80s anymore..let alone someone in her 20s in the late 80s…

I mean I guess she just represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit to make her a model…

IT’s like it didn’t matter if she was cool, or relevant, or anything when she hit…she just had to knock down doors and make people want to work with her based on her personality now star power…you know the kind of model they made famous and not that butt pics on instagram made famous…

I think she represents all that is good in the world…or all that was good – in a pre-internet era…and now she’s preserved herself…I don’t know how…but whatever she did – is good…so good…

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The first model I remember jerking off to was Elle Macpherson.

It was 1989, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit was awesome and celebrating their 25th year. They released a VHS tape and I watched the shit out of it.

I assume their was at least one nipple exposed, back when exposed nipples mattered more than they did today, because not everyone was exposing their nipples, it was reserved for top tier high paid models, not that models ever get paid to do Sports Illustrated Issue, but in that era it was actually a honor to be selected, now they’ll just use any pig that has a lot of internet heat…

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson exists, she’s my favorite thing about Australia…and the reason I love Australian girls, despite their abrasive white trash accents…and now, well into her 50s…she’s fucking awesome…and I’m still a fan, but maybe because I have a hard time moving on with my life, I should go reflect on that…while you look at this ass.

I don’t believe this is real.

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Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to.

Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched…

So she brought light to a very dark place.

It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense…

Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on…

These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

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Elle Macpherson is the first “supermodel”/bikini model I have a memory of jerking off to. It was 1989, she was new to the model scene from Australia, and I got my hands on the SI 25 year anniversary VHS, where they filmed her shoot, all hard nippled and possibly even sheer bikinied, with a rockin’ body in a two piece bathing suit unlike any girls i went to high school with, all dumpy in their one piece, all unwilling to suck my dick, all acne scarred and half retarded or inbred looking, while this piece of maginficent top grade luxurious pussy, provided hope….hope that more girls were like this and less like the small down hicks I was stuck with….and as far as I’m concerned, 23 years later, she’s still got what it takes to make me ejaculate on myself, not necessarily with her hot old lady ass that I would still let shit in my mouth but only because it is Elle Macpherson, but that I wouldn’t jerk off to because her catalog of work is still accessible thanks to the internet….so I’ll stick to her at her prime..

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These pictures made me laugh…

They are from some NBC bullshit event I wasn’t invited to and probably wouldn’t have gone to if I was, cuz I didn’t want to go to their shitty parties in the first place, in what brings back horrible flash backs of not being invited to birthday parties cuz I was the weird kid…

EIther way, the highlight of the night was that model pussy proved genitically ages better than exploited child stars turned pop singer pussy, cuz I guess life is harder when you’re a “Rockstar” on stage, than when you’re just fucking rockstars….as models do….

The combined weight of Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera combined, regardless of their being pregnant, cuz fetus in them or not they’re lazy slutty, spoiled pigs with a food addiction…..is almost scary if you’re in an elevator with them….and totally scary if you own the all you can eat buffet they’re walking into…

Aguilera –

Simpson –

Elle Macpherson –

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Elle Macpherson may be one of the first bikini models I remember jerking off to in an old VHS tape back in ’89….before her was national geographics and my foster mother’s dirty underwear….

So I feel like I’ve got some history with her…23 years later she’s still got a rockin’ body at 50, proving she may be a superhuman and not just an aged and weatherede supermodel…..but shes wearing fucking board shorts like she’s some kind of teenaged dude who sells pot to people on the fucking beach….and that fucking annoys me….because she is one of the few bitches I can look at all these years later and still want to cum inside and all over….menopause doesn’t change love motherfucker…

But luckily, I can always go back to youtube to reflect on Elle Macpherson that was….all new, insecure in her modeling and hot…even if Elle Macpherson that is just as spectacular…only now with more experience that compensates for the looser vagina…

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