Elle Macpherson is the first supermodel I remember jerking off to back in 1989….before that…It was strictly national geographic and my foster mother who made me do it in her mouth…but that’s a whole other story about a 14 year old coming to america via a werid sex cult that shaped me to be the man I am today…..and that’s not important, what is important is the shape of Elle Macpherson, 20 years later, looking just as lovely and the only disappointment is that she’s peddling undergarments, you know panties and such, but she’s too insecure and 50 to wear the shit for us, instead she’s taking the Liz Hurley “I’m a business woman now, I am not an object who looks amazing naked, I save that for the cunts I hire, while I rake in the millions”….and that’s one major flaw in capitalism and the american dream…immigrants taking our job.

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Elle Macpherson is one of the original models I masturbated to back in the 80s, so seeing her in red leather pants as a mother, makes me wonder how much that pussy has changed over the last 3 decades, but more importantly, what it smells like on a hot spring day, without being able to breathe, and the whole thing is amazing on all fronts…except for the whole having kids thing, that’s just disgusting, but the rest of her looks good enough to me….but then again so does the obese chick I am watching garden as I type this…because it is safe to say, I don’t have standards….but even if I did, I think this Elle Macpherson is quality enough for me.

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If anyone actually read my site, they’d know that in 1989, Elle Macpherson introduced me to bikini models. Prior to that, I was just a clueless immigrant too busy fucking the handicap fat girl on my block, cuz she seduced me and who was I to say no….

I basically got my hands on a VHS of the SI Swimsuit edition, and bitch looked amazing, and as far as I’m concerned, she still does, especially when her mom pussy eats her mom jeans and makes a mom cametoe, cuz it reminds me that she’s got genitalsI once stayed up late to jerk off to, hoping not to get caught in the foster home I was living in, even though she’s old.

I am just that commited to her.

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I’ve been masturbating to Elle Macpherson since the 80s. I mean if you can really call crying in the corner covered in feces eating expired dairy products while high on bath salts masturbating….

I don’t really know where that came from, but I think it has to do with staring at her mom pussy eating spandex…it’s does weird things to me…

I guess today is retired model day here… FOLLOW ME

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I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but I assume I have because I’ve been running this site, wasting my days like a hamster on his wheel, day after day, without any real reward, except maybe the day impending death strikes, which for me it never does – No Emo.

What I’m trying to say is that Elle Macpherson is the original pussy I got into in 1989 during my love affair with the SI Swimsuit Edition VHS someone gave me, and that love affair, one that has lasted off and on for the last 23 years, one sided yet just as passionate as if she knew who I fucking was and invited me into her big mom vagina that apparently is itchy from the puberty hair that is probably not called puberty hair once you hit a certain age growing in…or maybe it’s just herpes…

Either way, just as amazing as the first time I saw her hard nipple in a see through top as she giggled with her Aussie accent.

Love motherfuckers. Stop reading up on it. Start to live it.

In the event you don’t come to this site often, don’t get confused by this post, I really have no soul, emotions and feel strongly that love doesn’t exist, especially not to a bitch I jerked off to many years ago, but Elle Macpherson’s itchy pussy does exist and that counts for something….

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Retired models are alright, especially when showing off their nice long legs, even when those nice long legs are pushing 50, have a pile of kids, and are doing mommy duty by picking them up at school, cuz she’s got nothing else going on.

Retired models are even better when they are the aged version of the bitch who introduced me to bikini models, SI Swimsuit magazine spreads and see thru bikini tops back in 1989 when I was just a 18 year old immigrant….

Not that you care, and either do I, I just know that I appreciate erotica in all walks of life, including when bitches are just walking in life…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t. sit on a park bench this spring and you will see the light of everyday erotica…even if it’s not spread eagled and finger itself on stage.

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I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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If you read the site you will know a few things. First, it is a holiday in Canada so I drank until 6 am and I can’t see straight. Second that I have a relationship with Elle Macpherson, although one-sided and she doesn’t know I exist, but in 89 she made me cum more than my wife of 10 years and lastly that along with teen pussy, nipple slips through shirt armpits are the fetish of the year…so get to the coffee shop and look for bitches lifting their arms…

These pics are a taste of heaven.

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I hate all celebrities, but as far as I’m concerned models aren’t celebrities, so I’m allowed to give them praise for being hot every once in a while, and I know that Elle Macpherson well into her 40s and well into retirement may not be all that she was, but there was a time when I first moved to America and the closest thing to porn I had was the ’89 SI Swimsuit VHS my roommate stole from some store. I watched that tape all the fucking time, seriously, I don’t even know how many times I jerked off to it, but I know it was enough to fill up a beer glass I had on the coffee table, and for some reason Elle Macpherson was the bitch who blew my 19 year old load every single time….She brought me hope that I was in the land of opportunity…and that maybe Australia would have been a better choice than Canada…but it was too late to worry about those little things…cuz I already had another boner and was ready to go at it again….so in a lot of ways, I’ve had a relationship with this bitch, strictly sexual, she just never knew it and even in her old age, she’s still got it going on, and I guess that’s the same love you see when a dude’s hot wife turns fat but he still cuddles her at night like a little bitch cuz he’s co-dependant as fuck and sees past her fat cuz there’s so much more to the bitch that her gut….or some shit…and here are some pics of her tits yesterday…

Pics via Fame

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I like seeing Elle Macpherson. Even if the pictures are boring and of her going to pick up her kids at school. Even if getting excited about them is as virginal as an elementary school kid getting a boner cuz the girl in front of him in class is showing off a little bra strap. Even if she’s aged hard and is now a retired model who has hung up the biklini and traded it in for a family all because when I first moved to America, the first VHS tape I got that I could jerk off to was the 1988 Swimsuit Edition and that year, Elle Macpherson happened to seduce the fuck out of me, pretty much securing a life long relationship, one where we will grow old together without actually being together…cuz she doesn’t know I exist…but luckily I know that she does…

Pics via Bauer

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