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2011

23

May

Elle Macpherson in Red Leather Pants of the Day

Elle Macpherson is one of the original models I masturbated to back in the 80s, so seeing her in red leather pants as a mother, makes me wonder how much that pussy has changed over the last 3 decades, but more importantly, what it smells like on a hot spring day, without being able to breathe, and the whole thing is amazing on all fronts…except for the whole having kids thing, that’s just disgusting, but the rest of her looks good enough to me….but then again so does the obese chick I am watching garden as I type this…because it is safe to say, I don’t have standards….but even if I did, I think this Elle Macpherson is quality enough for me.

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