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2018

21

Aug

Claudia Schiffer in a Bikini of the Day

Claudia Schiffer is the Original German eugenics model that everyone fucking went nuts for, and that David Copperfield tried to make disappear, in an elaborate illusion that came after he made his dick disappear, up inside her.

She pretty much faded away, got old, disappeared but I remember her when she was the biggest fucking thing around…it was a toss up between her and the American Made Quilt that was Cindy Crawford, who clearly, like the WWII, didn’t start the war, but closed it out…winning for American pride and dignity…but it was neck and neck at one point.

I clearly remember conversations with other perverts debating who the hotter model was. I preferred Claudia Schiffer because she was European and they have better smelling pussies…you know not like fucking McDonalds…but everyone else I know chose Cindy..I guess that German accent brought back horrible memories to the Jewish people who control the media.

Either way, she made a ton of money, she still exists and she’s skinny..

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