Victoria’s Secret sucks. They have the potential to do such great things with some of the best pussy around. Sure they get them half naked, but it’s always the same stupid poses, I want them to next level this shit, evolve it a bit, cuz it’s getting fucking boring….especially when I know these girls are all more than happy to get on all fours, or be edgy as fuck, cuz they’re Victoria’s Secret girls, they’ve already made it…
21 year old Erin Heatherton, a nice Jewish girl for you Jewish guys to fantasize about marrying, instead of the nice Jewish girl you met in law school who looks like a troll, cuz you only want to marry Jewish to have Jewish babies, and there hot jewish girls go for the winners who don’t read sites like this…
Adriana Lima is going to retire soon, so take her photoshopped mom body in while you still can, because there was a time when she represented everything good about Catholicism, like the wholesome child of god who takes it up the ass and sucks dicks like a pro cuz she didn’t get lazy like the other cunt who just lay there and fuck you instead of rockin’ your cock with their mouth, if you know what I mean…
Candice Swanepoel is the South African who I would have unprotected sex with, despite the bad press South Africa and it’s high Aids rate gets, and I’m not just saying that cuz I know HIV doesn’t actually exist and is just a lie made up from the media to deter us from hiring South African prostitutes to focus on domestic prostitution…It’s racism…This bitch is getting so much press cuz of her nice round ass and it makes perfect sense to me…
Alessandra Ambrosio -cuz she’s a mother who bounced back to what her man married…sure her career relied heavily on it…and all the easy stupid money she makes from it was a good motivator…but pleasing your man should be just as important on your list of why you shouldn’t stay a fat pig cuz you brought my child into the world….not that I have kids, but as a pervert who stares at bitches…I feel the pain of so many men out there who married gold and ended up stuck with shit…
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