Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc….

Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs….

Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls….

Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore….

But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit….

I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate…..

So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground…

Here is the behind the scenes footage:

Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts….

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