I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl lost in the amusement park doing some coppertone girl shit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.

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