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2011

28

Jan

Sandy Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know the back story of this creeper video, but I’m pretty down with it, until the girl in the video emails me freaking out and accusing me of being the source of this shit, getting me arrested and dealing with lawyers, bail and ass rape and shit, when in reality, I haven’t been on a beach in decades and when I did last go to a beach, there was no such thing as bathing suits like this…which bring up the very important question…why bother wearing a bathing suit when wearing this…shit’s just gonna leave tacky stripper lines, and we can already make out the size of your clit…

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