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Archive for the amateur Category

2011

02

Jun

Topless Chick Simulates Suicide in a Weird Amateur Photoshoot of the Day

I’m bored of celebrities. I find real life girls I can touch, follow home, or slip date rape drugs in their drink far hotter, not just because I can actually see them in 3D, but because celebrities are overrated trash, and porn chicks are just fucking disgusting looking.

So I turn to slutty everyday girls for internet kicks, and real life kicks, and I came across this set of some hot slut who should be famous, simulating suicide, something I’m sure all you depressive weirdos can relate to, and I had no choice but to post them, cuz they are what the mainstream is lacking….real fucking soul.

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2011

31

Mar

There’s a Girl With No Pants on in a Coffee Shop of the Day

This just in, a reader is at a Coffee shop and the girl next to him isn’t wearing pants and looks like she’s bare assed on the chair like no one is watching but people are always watching….especially when bare assed on a chair in a coffee shop…highly erotic…just don’t let her know she’s on this site, I think it’ll upset her…but when girls look like this…who needs celebrities…and people say I’m not a relevant media source…..FOLLOW ME

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2011

30

Mar

Pizza Delivery Nightmare of the Day

I can only assume the only hope or joy or excitement a Pizza Delivery Man gets is the 5-15 seconds he waits on the stoop for the person who ordered the pizza to open the door. Will it be a hot girl who invites him into fuck, will it be a group of dykes having an all night sex party, will it be a rich old lady looking for someone to work for her instead of the shitty pizza man who has been oppressing you and blaming you for not being fast enough, a pressure that doesn’t warrant your 8 dollars an hour plus tips, especially after the horrible car accident that leaves you crippled for life with no disability pension cuz you were working under the fucking table, and I’m not talking about the horrible things that happen to play against that small glimmer of hope that your fantasy of a nude goddess opening the door will come true, ruined when the bitch who opens the door is some kind of inbred 50 year old trying to be funny for her brother/husband/lover/dad….this is the kind of shit that will make the average pizza man never wish a nude chick opens a door again…and that’s destroys the only perk of their shitty career choice….Shoulda graduated High School loser…FOLLOW ME

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2011

04

Mar

Booty Wedgie in White Spandex of the Day

I say when there are videos like this on the internet…you know real girls exploiting their KFC eating ass (No racist), by jacking up a pair of spandex pants up their ridiculous round fat asses….all over youtube….cuz every bitch wants that stamp of approval, you know to be a sex object in the jungle (no racist) that is the internet to every dude out there…why the fuck bother with celebs…

There is easier pussy, more eager pussy, hotter pussy, in our own backyards…

Celebs are like the cunty popular girl in school, who won’t let you fuck her up the ass to keep her a virgin, cuz she thinks she’s too good for you..

While these sluts who want guys jerking off to them, the reason for sexy facebook pics…webcam shows….cell phone pics…..it’s just genetics….cuz we are animals (some of us more than others(no racist))….

I gotta re-think my website…what the fuck have I become…why haven’t I been using this to make no name sluts famous…in exchange for sexx…instead of giving attention to already famous sluts…who just block me on twitter…

Cunts.

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2011

01

Mar

Creepy Man With a Camera Versus a Bikini of the Day

I only post these videos as a warning to all the hot girls who read my site that you aren’t ever safe…there are a lot of fucking perverts out there…ones who can’t get laid ever..who got bored of masturbation a decade ago and need to step things up by trying to connect the fantasy to girls they see in real life…and a camera is the only way how….I mean that or dudes figure they can sell these voyeur clips to other websites and make a living being the James Bond of bitches in bikinis….but what the fuck do I know…I mean that or dudes like looking at girls in bikinis always…so it is only natural to build customized bags to film the shit with….

I don’t know, the whole thing is weird…here’s the proof…

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2011

25

Feb

Girls Singing Dirty Songs of the Day

Here’s a couple high school looking girls…you know the weird high school looking girls…who are in the high school drama class high school looking girls…who don’t like gym class or taking group shower high school girls…who walk around with their guitars not aware that they are dykes now…but talking about dick is the gateway of their sexual tension that will manifest itself by eating each other’s asses out after stealing some of mom’s moonshine..

It’s too Bad these girls aren’t hotter….I mean listening to lesbian looking highschool twats singing about fucking makes me sad…

They need to Mili Vanilli this shit…and they’ll have a huge record deal…Youtube sensations in the making.

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2011

25

Feb

Booty Shake Video of the Day

It’s Friday….what better way to celebrate the fact that you may or may not have two days off…depending on whether you actually have a full time job…and not just McDonald’s shift work cuz it’s all you are skilled enough for….than with a video of a girl who is clearly a little thick….practicing for the black guys she wants to get fucked by…cuz white guy just don’t make her feel like enough of a whore….I guess she figures if she takes this to the stripclub, or even the night club, or even the local KFC on 2 dollar chicken night, she’ll get swarmed by a famous rapper who will take her on tour as his whore ass back-up dancer….cuz that’s what all white girls dream about…It’s true.

This Friday is about dreams…

Enjoy…

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2011

23

Feb

Creepy Thong Through Leggings of the Day

I wonder what brought this cameraman to a place where a handfull of girls were stopped and looking at something long enough for him to use his trusty pervert camera to capture a pair of America Apparely leggings, not quite good enough quality to cover up the bitches thong, but wherever it was it shows his level of commitment to his perversion and that’s something worth celebrating by laughing at how creepy his work is….this dude walks around videotaping random bitches and posts it to the internet…hilarious….but what’s even better is that this girl has some sixth sense and feels the creepy eyes are watching without realizing it as she adjusts her shirt…kinda like when you feel someone is watching you and they usually are…only documented….This pervert vider is easily a 4 on 10.

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2011

21

Feb

Creepy Mall Ass of the Day

Girls…You aren’t safe anywhere….cuz there are perverts everywhere…I just found this picture of random, everyday girls, minding their own business, while some probably asian motherfucker filmed their innocent asses doing innocent things, and as hot as it may be, it’s wrong and that’s why I am posting it hear, you know to let the world know how against these creepy these cameras in a modified bag photoshoots are…If anything I’m a hero…a hero who likes unsuspecting ass in tight pants shot by random weirdos…a hero who thinks all girls are slutty exhibitionists…cuz they are and if they weren’t the bikini would have never been invented. True story.

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2011

18

Feb

Some Webcam Dancing Girl of the Day

Here’s some girl dancing on her webcam because I wanted to demonstrate what the webcam was invented for, in the event you didn’t know….and I want to encourage all of you to use your webcam properly, esepcially if you’re a hot bitch, cuz it may land you shaking your half naked hot body on the internet, giving you a level of celebrity you couldn’t have had two decades ago….and that’s gotta count for something….True story…

How’s that for a sales job? Come on ladies, let’s skype…

The rest of you, just watch the fucking video and realize that real life sluts is better than Hollywood sluts…

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