2011
01
Feb
These amateur creeper videos entertain the fuck out of me. I know that some dude propped up a camera near a bitches ass, only to get this 8 seconds before panicking and stopping his recording, leaving us with a questionable video, that is hardly good enough to jerk off to, that might have been a fucking picture, and I’m posting it cuz for some reason, it brings me joy…
Posted in:amateur
2011
28
Jan
I don’t know the back story of this creeper video, but I’m pretty down with it, until the girl in the video emails me freaking out and accusing me of being the source of this shit, getting me arrested and dealing with lawyers, bail and ass rape and shit, when in reality, I haven’t been on a beach in decades and when I did last go to a beach, there was no such thing as bathing suits like this…which bring up the very important question…why bother wearing a bathing suit when wearing this…shit’s just gonna leave tacky stripper lines, and we can already make out the size of your clit…
Posted in:amateur
2011
27
Jan
After that depressing Rosanna Arquette Beach Post …the one where I decided after looking at pictures of her that I’d take a blowjob from a tranny knowingly and not by just being in the wrong blowjob place at the wrong blowjobtime….I felt I needed to reclaim my love for young, tight, ass, by posting this voyeur pervert video the way I like it, seriously…today has been depressing, let’s try to turn that around, with some seriously creepy dude with a seriously creepy creeper device I should start to market….
Posted in:amateur
2011
26
Jan
I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…
As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.
I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…
Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…
Posted in:amateur
2011
24
Jan
I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…
As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.
I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…
Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…
Posted in:amateur
2011
20
Jan
Based on the condition of their bush, I can only assume these skinny bitches are hipsters….I mean that and the fact that this is totally something some hipster bitch would do to be funny, ironic, artistic, fashionable, etc…I guess the song kinda gives it away too….and all I have to say is that halfway through this shit….somersaults….
This has to be one of the more amazing homevideos I’ve seen, trying to understand it just leaves me empty and confused, but at least there is nudity to get me through it and I fucking love nudity…especially on girls with skinny bodies….
I had no choice but to post this…
Posted in:amateur
2007
07
Sep
There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.
There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.
Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…
Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….
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