I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…

As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.

I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…

Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…

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