These videos make me laugh. I have no idea why, but it is probably because I know what kind of weird asian dude with some jacked-up modified bag with a camera window that isn’t obvious to the naked eye that he spent weeks constructing…mainly cuz I’ve caught two of these pervert motherfuckers in the act at various places over the last 2 years….this shit is everywhere and I’m not fully endorsing it…but it is fucking entertaining…and probably pretty illegal..I’m so dangerous..

Here is some booty in tight pants looking at hair dye for her stupid fake hair cuz real girls are way more fun than famous girls….

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Here is a horribly shot video of some immigrants at some fast food place laughing at what could be a very hot girl in a skirt short enough to show off her ass cheeks…it’s possible that this short skirt wearing ass has an ugly as fuck monster face attached to it…or maybe even a penis…you know cuz its hard to make out in this shit….but the good news is that with a body like that….penis, bad face or not I’d eat that shit like it was a Big Mac…special sauce and all…..at least that’s what I tell myself while watching this shit from the safety of my soiled couch…I’m all talk…

The important message in this video is that all girls should wear skirts this lenght, including/especially school girls. Let’s start a trend that makes life a better place. It’s up to us.

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I love these creeper videos taken by dudes creeping on random bitches in random settings who don’t know they are being creeped on…especailly when they are gutter. No, I’m not just saying that cuz this fat ass is talking to a black dude, I’m not racist like that, I’m saying it cuz I imagine this chick is the kind of gutter bitch who spits in faces, talks with a hip hop accent and throws down if she feels like someone crossed her or looked at her baby daddy with love in her eye…instead of with fear when he comes to collect his money…This is some trailer park white trash shit…and I love it.

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I’m tired of celebrating people by posting their useless daily bullshit…not that I really celebrate them while writing about how irritating, annoying and undeserving they are..but I guess talking about these assholes is giving them more importance than they deserve regardless and I think I need to refocus the site to celebrate articles of clothing that make these bitches worth talking about….like these short shorts on some drunken springbreak trash….Not that this ass is incredible…but the things these shorts could do for a nation if they became mainstreeam is…and on this Valentine’s Day…I think that’s what matters…not so much the person in the shorts…but the actual shorts…

Does that make sense? Cuz it does to me…

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I can’t land advertisers cuz I post nipples on the site, so I should make this whole site about nipples…cuz really I’m already being punished for the shit by not making the millioms I think I deserve so I might as well not hold back on my posts…not that I really do…but I don’t want a porn site, but naked bitches aren’t really porn to me…but then again what is porn….to some people clothed bitches are porn…sexuality is just a weird thing that one thing is funny or weird to one that is normal and erotic to another or offensive to another…you just can’t please everyone..

I’m sure there are people who jerk off to fox news, or huffington post, or google image searches for flowers…you know what I mean…so many grey areas and as far as I’m concerned – this video is safe for always…

I am hoping there’s no one jerking off to this shit though….cuz it’s disgusting…I blame nuclear warfare….but that you Asia for not only making my soiled sweatpants, but also for making me my day.

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I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack…

That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network…

Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

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Here’s a video of some girl in what must be a drama class – picking her ass and eating whatever she pulled out – while everyone laughed. I am sure we’ve all got our own habits…from eating our own cum, to eating our snot, to drinking piss, to letting our dog eat our assholes while we jerk off…hoping no one notices….or sees it…but we usually don’t do it out in public…but sometimes we get into our own world and forget we’re surrounded by people…especially when we are autistic…you gotta know better fuck, everyone’s carrying a fucking video camera these day shiteater…

I had to think this one through before posting it, only because laughing at celebrities who are overpaid and annoy me is one thing…and laughing at people who fuck with me or people I like is one thing…and making fun of people who really deserve to be made fun of is one thing….but laughing at some socially awkward weird girl doing something disgusting that is about to blow up on the internet is a total other thing…

YOu see videos like this are the kind of shit that lead people to suicide…and the only advice I can offer this shit eater is that before she does it…look at Mischa Barton…she’s done far worse than eaten her own shit on the Internet….and she hasn’t killed herself – so don’t do it.

EIther way, I hear once you start eating shit, it’s hard to kick it, and I guess this is the proof…Enjoy it as much as she enjoys her shit..

Now we’re all gonna laugh at this bitch cuz she’s ugly, but if she was hot, we’d all be jerking off to this like it was a new fetish…the world is so hard on ugly shiteaters..

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I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…

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I don’t know what this is all about but I know it made me laugh. See I’m not a pantyhose fetishists cuz I used to date a bitch who wore pantyhose to work everyday as a waitress at a stripclub and everytime she’d come home to me, her shit would stink like some cheesy dirty feet, making the whole fetish die before it started, but I know that I’m not the only one here, there’s at least two of us, so I’m posting this shit for you….and because I find it pretty funny to see a bitch parading around a parking lot like this…she’s probably someone’s mom….or a school teacher or someone who never thought dudes on the internet would be jerking off to her funny, playful, meant to be personal shit…Amazing.

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Looks like I’m not the only bottom feeder….

I wasn’t going to post this because I thought it would get me arrested, it must be illegal but then I realized that I am not the person who put the video up, and really there’s far worse a person could be doing to a dog in video, like fucking it up its little dog ass, or making it fight with other dogs until death, I mean a girl liking the strength and ability of a tongue evolved to lick things out of the weirdest places, is weird, maybe a little disgusting, maybe a little inappropriate, but you’d be surprised with just how much some people love their pets, or how some people put their pets to work…It’s a sick world out there, and I’m just documenting it.

On a sidenote, I used to know a dude who let his dog lick his ass when he jerked off. I knew another girl would would let her dog lick up her boyfriends cum off her belly. And the urban legend of the woman and her peanut butter that I’ve heard in 14 countries in 8 different languages….meaning maybe playing with your dog’s been going on as long as people have had dogs..

We’ll never know…cuz dogs keep secrets.

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