What the fuck am I supposed to write about some cunt celebrity in boring clothes shopping, other than that I want want to fuck her cuz she’s been marketed to me properly….especially since I The OC got me laid….cuz college girls are pretty easy…when you date rape them….

She’s not in her underwear, or in some exclusive sex videos Star Wars ex-husband put together in order to stay relevant when he realized that without him kidnapper her and locking her up in Canada, pretending it was a serious relationship, he’s just the dude who played Darth Vader who no one wants to hire and who no one cares about…

So she’s just boring at best, especailly in these pics…..and I can only hope she’s the kind of boring who let’s fucking loose in the bedroom to make up for how much she sucks in person…cuz it won’t belong before bitterness and desperation to pay the bills sets in for Star Wars and motherfucker delivers the goods…and until that happens, you’re stuck with this…and when it does happen, I hope it’s good enough to masturbate to cuz this fucking isn’t.

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