If I had known Amanda Seyfried was giving stuff away, I would have caught the next flight to LA to intercept the Goodwill drop off, so that I could masturbate on each and every item she once owned….before deeming it trash good enough for poor people…that would make for a good opportunity to have the paparazzi take pics of her…cuz she realizes that the more the paparazzi care about her…the more she gets paid…and that would probably also explain her Ryan Philippe relationship…but I assume his abs probably have something to do with that decision making process too…cuz girls like abs, and I know this for a fact, cuz girls don’t like me…but who needs girls when you have a box of crap once owned by girls…it’s the basis of my laundromat dirty laundry stealing hustle…cuz cumming on inanimate things owned by bitches who wont fuck you, it hotter than cumming on the bitches who do want to fuck you, cuz the fact they’d fuck you just makes them weird….and probably very unattractive…not that it matters…now stare at these shorts…this girl is a winner according to me….even if she’s boring in her day to day bullshit…since most people are…

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