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2011

03

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m dealing with a beautiful hangover, one that makes me feel like I may have died last night and that now I’ve entered the gates of hell, a feeling I get most of the time I am at home, which is most of the time.

It’s an inspiring day.

Here is the latest stepNEWS…

Canadian Accused of Biting Man’s Ear
A Canton man is missing part of his ear after a night out in Plymouth, and a Canadian MONSTER is now facing criminal charges…In his defense, eating ear is a Canadian Arctic custom that goes back many centuries…along with hunting baby seals and living in igloos….

Bodies locked in freezer, then buried
The State Attorney’s Office in Polk County just released a startling audio interview with a woman who had two dead bodies in her freezer for more than a year. Good times…

“Bath Salt” a Dangerous Narcotic?
On December 23rd of 2010 at 4AM, veteran Tippah County Sheriff Deputy Dewayne Crenshaw was shot and killed responding to a call.

146 Priest Abuse Cases Settled For $77M
A $77-million settlement has been reached for 146 people who say they were sexually abused by Diocese of Wilmington priests. It’s times like these I remembered being molested by god….

Police: DUI Driver Rammed Police Car in Philadelphia
Police accuse a man of trying to run down several officers while drunk overnight in Fishtown.

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