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2011

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news with my amazingly lazy commentary attached cuz I know you really care about my opinion on world affairs and idiots doing idiotic things…I mean if you didn’t why would you be here? Oh right, for further reason or justification as to why you should kill yourself….That’s sad. Smile friend. Don’t let the world get you down. It can’t be that bad….Brighter days are just around the corner…stop being so serious….

Here’s the news…

Irving, TX police dashcam video shows the dramatic measures one officer took to stop a wrong-way driver on Loop 12…..

Desperate, Probably Fat, Definitely Pathetic Woman Traveled Overseas to Marry Inmate cuz she scared to be alone…and cuz she’s clearly unstable…and dude clearly has nothing better to do with his time than hustle crazy puss giving him attention….

Houston Pastor Accused of Groping Teen and when you are God’s representatitve, it should be legal, cuz God is above the law…and God Told Him to do It. Don’t you know that America…

CBS News correspondent Lara Logan was recovering in a U.S. hospital Tuesday from a sexual attack and beating she sustained while reporting on the tumultuous events in Cairo. That’s the price you pay to get the exclusive career woman…maybe you shoulda been a housewife…little miss ambition…I call this a publicity stunt…maybe she should have been respecting the local customs in a burka…maybe this proves Arabs are insane.

Video: Snowmobiling Down Detroit Highway
While many of us chose to stay inside during this month’s big snow storm, others went out to play. However, cruising down the Lodge on snowmobiles is not only dangerous, it’s against the law.

Pot Can Affect Sexual Health
Dr. Steve Salzman joined us once again to talk about medical headlines and answer some of your questions. We talked about energy drinks and new findings about their dangers and marijuana’s effect on men’s sexual health.

Italian Prime Minister ordered to stand trial for paying for underage prostitute
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Off duty Memphis cop arrested for pulling gun on wife and her boyfriend cuz she was being a whore wasn’t enough of an excuse…He probably shoulda just killed them and used his cop knowledge to cover it up.

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