I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit…

I don’t know what I’m saying. It happens.

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