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2011

10

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t the news to keep you up to date on totally ridiculous, even irrelevant shit going on in the world…that maybe you can use as a conversation piece to break the awkwardness when you spend your allowance on an escort cuz you’re tired of not getting laid…See, I’m here to help and I make you a better person…

Caught on Tape: Drunken Miguel Cabrera
Police were summoned to a Fort Pierce restaurant before Detroit Tigers star Miguel Cabrera’s DUI arrest last month because the first baseman allegedly threatened a manager and an off-duty fish and wildlife officer.

Man falls into tracks at North Station in Boston
BOSTON – A person who was unsteady on his feet tumbled onto the southbound Orange Line tracks at around 3 p.m today at North Station. Passengers rushed to his aid.

Alligator Used to Guard Pot Stash
California narcotics investigators raiding a home’s $1.5 million marijuana growing operation found an alligator guarding the stash.

Player ejected for tackling Borat impersonator

Fan sues after getting hit with hot dog
KANSAS CITY, M.O. – A baseball fan is suing the Kansas City Royals after getting hit in the eye with a hot dog.

Man sees Jesus, Mary on side of oven – LIAR!!!
PLAINVILLE – Look closely at this picture. To some, what you’re seeing is a pizza-making miracle. Josh Mather, of Mansfield, couldn’t believe his eyes.

Caught on Tape: Crook can’t get mask on
A would-be robber may want to practice with his disguise. A South Carolina convenience store caught this attempted robbery on camera.

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