Amy Winehouse and her fake tits to distract the public from a drug overdose that required a hospital stay that needed to be justified has always been porn to me…mainly when she was a walking corpse, skinny and week, with teeth falling out, skin peeling away creating lesions of disgustingness, with a face on some Jerry Seinfeld kick, and saggy tits that had been exhausted of all their nutrients trying to keep her alive…cuz it felt attainable and I could relate to it…but I like to think she’s still got it, even if she doesn’t smell like stale cum, urine, feces and rotting flesh anymore…even if it is one of life’s great tragedies…because Winehouse cleavage is always a fucking party…at least for the black dudes she’s been fucking cuz she sings like a black woman and they like anything white, especially if it’s got money and is half dead…even if her fake tan makes her look more like she’s on Jersey Shore….and her weird pout makes her look like a cartoon character…doin’ some real Amazing Face… FOLLOW ME

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