I call bullshit.

Sure, maybe the family is connected at the soul, you know cuz Kris Humphries has two sisters named Krystal and Kaela, on some ridiculous “We name our kids with the letter K” connection….but there’s no way this motherfucker is black enough for Kim Kardashian’s liking. Maybe the 6 foot 9 factor allows his penis to work in the way of Ray J, you know cuz even a tiny dick on a 6 foot 9 dude is probably a foot long, and Kardashian needs big cock to fill her fat cunt, all girls love big cock, but Kardashian needs big cock, just to get around that huge ass of her and penetrate her pussy at the same time, dude needs to be at least a foot just to get the tip in.

Not that it matters.

What matters is that I’m pretty sure Kardashian’s into this cuz she appreciates the fact people notice her cuz this spectacle is almost comical….I just hope the sex tape’s being filmed, cuz seriously, I love freakshow sex. It’s a weakness.

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