This just in….it’s not my birthday anymore, but I’m still drunk, so technically, this is the morning drunk dump, which feels good to put up, because in non-internet life, I’m constipated due to heroin…or whatever that shit I was snorting was….thanks homeless friend I made for the good times….
Here’s What The situation, Pauly D and Vinny Are Gonna Look Like in 20 Years
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The 20 Most Overexposed Hotties in Sports
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Charlie Sheen Wants to Bang Mila Kunis
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Vanessa Veasley Could Sell Me Anything
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Even I Think A Chick Masterbating in a Bathroom Stall is Weird, But Whatever
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You Don’t Get a Ticket If You’re Sexy, That’s Just Part of the Rules
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Lindsay Lohan May Have Actually Gotten Herself a JOB. I Know Right?
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