I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

08

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some Friday morning News that isn’t really news…I mean except for the Cop stopping the Squirrel with pepper spray…I mean that shit’s gotta go international…fuck natural disasters and wars in Arab countries over oil…and general poverty and the fall of America as China takes over….let’s focus on squirrels….and people getting superglued to Walmart toilets…and cops abusing their power to expose themselves to teen sluts…amazing…Shit so good, why do we need the other news..

Allen Iverson Goes on Rant After Traffic Stop
Atlanta police say basketball superstar Allen Iverson went on a profanity filled rant when an Atlanta officer impounded his Lamborghini.

Cop Stops Squirrel with Pepper Spray
While the YouTube video of a police officer using pepper spray on a baby squirrel has shocked some, the Mesquite Police Department is defending the officer’s actions.

Cops: Man Killed Victim to Fake Death
Fort Worth investigators said a convicted child molester murdered a man in an attempt to fake his own death to avoid prison time on a new sexual assault charge.

Teacher Charged in Student Relationship
Detectives have taken a teacher with the Fort Bend Independent School District into custody following an investigation by the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office.

Cops: Man exposed self to girl
QUINCY – A Fitchburg man is facing charges after police say he exposed himself to a 15-year-old Quincy girl outside the Quincy Center MBTA station.

MD man superglued to Walmart toilet
A Maryland man had to scream for help after getting super glued to a toilet inside a Walmart and an employee had to call 911 for help.

Student stole TVs to pay for prom
A high school senior looking for money to help with prom expenses wound up in jail instead.

BONUS – China’s Releasing Some 3D Porn…Soon you won’t even need real women..I think we already have that here….stepNEWS of the Day April 8th, 2011Jesus Martinez

Posted in:stepNEWS

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!