Why the fuck didn’t I know there was a national cleavage day for some bullshit charity….that can’t be all that bullshit if it involves bitches playing with their tits with the excitement you’d expect from a child on Christmas day opening that toy they always wanted only to find it under the Christmas Tree…that for some reason never happened cuz no one loved you…if you know what I mean…

She’s 18. American. On the rise and is going to take the fuck over. Already so eager to use her body for profit, only good things are going to come of this……

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