Here are some pictures of Russel Brand pretending to be straight while engaging in illicit lovingly looks to his bride with a dumpy mom body, even though she hasn’t even hit 30 yet….I mean he is an actor and I guess acting is what he’s all about…making it easy to pretend that he’s happily in love with this pig and her pig tits while really he’s in love with her penis shaped clitoral attachment…

I don’t fucking know, I just assume all androgynist people with dainty accents take it up the ass, I could be wrong, but it is the only thing that would explain marrying this twat…bedding her I get, cuz who wouldn’t hate fuck Katy Perry and her cankles just to watch her sloppy belly jiggle…but to marry it, that’s on a whole other level of weird sexual issues….fetish maybe, homosexuality probably…and who fucking cares…Not me..I just like I seem like I do cuz I wrote all this shit about nothing…

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