I know that Miranda Kerr is pretty much sponsored by Victoria’s Secret, and that they have engineers working hard on making her the perfect fitting bra that gives her new mother tits the perfect amount of support, cleavage, shape, perfection… that make the shits look like better than implants, even though implants suck, that make the shits look like heaven….

So I look at these cleavage pictures with caution…cuz I know billion dollar companies won’t let their spokesperson ever be seen with shitty tit saggy…sloppy mom tit….but that caution seems irrelevant…the more I stare…cuz who really cares how real or engineered these are….lets just be happy they are here.

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