I don’t know who Laura Croft is, but I do know she’s got a shitty fucking porn name that matches her shitty fucking ass. I also know that she’s wearing a bikini, was a hooters girl, won the 2004 hooters pageant, is from Jacksonville Florida, clearly white trash, ended up in Playboy and her exit strategy from being a trashy, obvious, boring porno whore who doesn’t fuck on camera, but gets naked instead, is to become a personal trainer…shit, I guess I know a lot about this nobody…or at least I’d like to make you think I do…It’s all wikipedia baby…

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