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2011

27

Apr

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

She’s some UFC ring girl, so I assume very classy and from a good lower class upbringing, with dreams of being in Playboy…..who worked as a stripper or sleazy bar maid to save enough money to buy her fake tits…before her big break of holding the round cards during UFC fights for Faux Hawks and Affliction shirts everywhere….all thanks to fucking Joe Rogan, even though everyone thinks he’s gay….and who really cares. I know I don’t. I just don’t get why a whore like this is in a bikini, you’d expect her to be a lot more naked…I mean why the fuck else did she spend so much on her implants, to keep them under wraps, seriously?

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