Lohan may not have a career, it may be more dead than Bin Laden, but she’s got great tits…so if anything she’s still got value, even if that value is only the 8,000 dollars she spent on tear drop shaped implants back in the day, when she was just 18 and not 24 lookin’ 50.

I don’t know why every photoshoot of her involves her smoking, maybe it’s got something to do with that whole AA meetings at the local Dunkin Donuts, where motherfuckers smoke a pack each as talking about how great being a drunk was, or maybe she can’t handle not smoking as it is her last vice, or maybe people just think it looks cool, like bitch was Joe Camel, and who really cares, she’s grabbing tit and I like it.

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