I prefer when Maria Menounos is Flashing her Cunt on the beach…because really without a pussy flash, Maria Menounos is just another bitch in a bikini on a beach, and sure we’ll all talk about it cuz we are losers and have nothing better to do, but she could have embraced the pussy flash and done it again, making her the pussy flasher, something we’d all hold close to our heart…you know something with purpose, meaning and a legacy, but instead she keeps shit boring. Fuck her for ending what coulda been a good thing…almost as good as the fact that Greeks love getting fucked up the ass, cuz they have natural asshole lubricants that other cultures don’t have, and I know this cuz I’ve fucked a greek up the ass and it was nothing but smooth sailing…until I went back into her vaginally and she went nuts over the possibility of a UTI cuz I guess she went down that chocolate covered road before. True story…

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