I am guessing these are pictures of Christina Milian with her chubby twin sister, who I doubt is a natural blonde, but who assume has had less babies but has eaten more fried food than Milian….

I do not love how Milian’s stomach looks post baby, if anything it looks like some kind of war zone, but I guess that’s just how mom bodies work, and being a mom means throwing away the sexy slut with one hit, who’s video we all jerked off to back in the late 90s. At risk of quoting Blink 182, I guess this is growing up…and it’s pretty miserable…Even though I’d like to eat this asshole, but maybe that’s cuz I am ugly, but it’s probably cuz my wife is substantially more obese and dumpy than this shit. Sucks to be me.

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