Here’s a bitch I forgot existed…maybe it’s cuz I’m no longer a stay at home mom and was forced to go out there in the workforce cuz my husband went out for some milk and eggs for the kid’s breakfast and never came back…we filed a missing person’s report but he never showed up…the kids got a postcard from him, he’s living in Mexico in a Villa and has 3 young hot girlfriends and I now work at Walmart…

I don’t know where I’m going with that…but it’s got something to do with me making fun of myself for watching The View the last 5 years at the local McDonalds and thinking about the things I’d do to this bitch….even though her Football husband beat me to it….

I even remember watching her on the first year of survivor all dirty, unshaved, hard nippled, back when she was a shoe designer, and thinking about all the dirty things I wanted to do to her before the Star Jones and Barbara Walters beat me to it….

Either way, here’s some new pics of some throwback daytime TV pussy.

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