As much as I hate TV, I made a night of getting drunk and watching TV with my sketchy neighbor, who for some reason always smells like a sewage pipe, and who is either high on speed, or just very energetic and needs a lot of bathroom breaks, it was a big night, I mean Survivor Finale, it’s the shit that makes coversations Monday morning’s at the office, cuz I worked at an office and I know how you idiots relate to each other based on TV, and maybe that’s what made me hate the shit and take 8 years to come back to the shit, but last night, 8 drinks in, it was ok, until this sewage tweaked out bitch tried to make me eat her out by shoving her crusty cunt in her face while I was at Tribal Council, I never smelled a smell like that, and trust me, I pretty much sleep with anything that doesn’t make me gag, so I had to escape…so unfortunately, no hangover, but I do have hangover dump and my lip is tingling, I’m convinced it’s a cold sore…that’s neighbors….

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