You know – I make fun of these idiots on the stepNEWS, but I never take the time to really appreciate what they do to get on the news, like the dude who told his employers that his wife had cancer and they paid him 7,000 dollars, before his cunt wife ratted him out, I mean shit, that plan was almost genius, but I guess the key word is genius, and I guess this really just shows us the fine line between half retarded and being smart…. this is the stepNEWS…we’re not here for smarts…I am here to celebrate retardism….

Man lied about wife dying from cancer
Police say a Greenville, N.H. main deceived his employer of thousands of dollars under the guise that his wife was dying of cancer.

Man Accused of Burning Ex Stays in Jail
The man accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire made a court appearance Thursday morning. Cobb County police say 25-year old Morgan Yarbrough of Powder Springs surrendered Wednesday after spending hours on the run.

Teacher accused of stealing markers
34-year-old Carl Howard, a Florida teacher, was caught shoplifting $800 worth of art markers.

Pornography Found In Bin Laden Hideout
U.S. officials say a stash of pornography was found in Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout raided by Navy Seals.

Tattoo Artist Faces Child Sex Charges
A southeastern Pennsylvania man accused of trading a tattoo for sex with an underage girl now faces sex charges involving more than a dozen other children as young as 4 years old, many of them the children of friends and girlfriends.

Woman run over by beach patrol
A woman was run over by a Volusia County Beach Patrol vehicle Friday morning at Daytona Beach.

One on one with Katy Perry’s parents
Their daughter is living a teenage dream with fireworks and they are in central Florida to bring their Evangelist message to teens and parents.

Caught on Tape: Ox stuck in clothing store, breaks out

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