She’s got no ass, but she’s loving the attention and that is better than having a hot ass, cuz most girls with a hot ass, keep that hot ass to themselves, while the girls without the hot asses, do what they can to overcompensate, especially when their sister is getting the attention of the entire fucking world, making this Pippa feel inadequate, cuz most girls who feel inadequate just have the attention of the other family memebers, you know making this like the sister who daddy didn’t molest complex, only on an exponential international scale….this makes for some real fucking issues…and I anxiously await the sex tape.

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