Pippa Middleton isn’t my girlfriend, but I do like to imagine her smearing her feelings of inadequacy and disspaointment in herself, coupled with her daddy issues and jealousy of her sister, all over my dick.

I love that she’s being followed around like she matters, and I’m pretty sure she loves it to, if anything, I’m sure she staged this shit, cuz let’s face it, she deserver her glory too, sure she’s never gonna be queen like her sister, but she’ll leave a legacy, hopefully all over my dick….or on a dick that causes a scandal on video…

Keep up the good work pippa.

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