Am I the only negative person who likes to point out the negatives in everything good?

I mean obviously, I can tell this is an amazing 18 year old girl, who has great tits and is at the top of her game right now, doing Victoria’s Secret and SI.

It’s not my fault that’ I’m a realist and see that no 18 year old with natural tits like this stays like this and that “voluptuous” at 18 isn’t the same as Voluptuous at 30, cuz Voluptuous as 30 is usually the skinny bitch no one noticed at 18, and Voluptuous at 18 is usually the pig you see eating donuts on break from her WalMart shift.

Metabolisms slow don’t…Don’t blame me, blame the hormones in the food.

Here she is in a tight dress, showing off tits and gunt, take it in when you can, cuz it is all down hill from here…

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