Rihanna brought her high waisted underwear to the Today Show. I don’t know why she didn’t perform in a sheer panty, maybe it is not allowed, or maybe she likes to forget the days of being a teenage prostitute back home in barbados, even though that is what gave her the career she has today, it is the reason she’s on the Today show today…

I’m getting bored of these pantless performances by average at best women, I say we kick old school and make them perform a striptease during their performances….cuz there’s just not enough clit in pop culture these days…we need to bridge the gap of porn and MTV. We’re ready. At least I am, but then again I acknowledge a whore being a fucking whore, when everyone else thinks this bitch is special cuz she has a record deal and millions in the bank. Oh well.

I’d post the video, but you don’t need to be put through the hell that is her screechy horrible sounding singing voice to grasp her ass in motion….just look at the pics…

Fine – I changed my mind…cuz she likes the smell of sex in the air….

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