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2011

01

Jun

Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on Demi Moore of the Day

If you were fucking some lab rat zombie in her 60s, you’d probably work out a deal in the pre-nup that states “I may get tired of fucking a lab rat zombie in her 60s, and I may want to revert back to fucking all the young pussy that was throwing itself at me so much when I was on TV and in Movies that I got so bored of it, that I went on to marry lab rat zombie pussy”….It’s one of those “I’m pretty sure she’ll be cool with it as long as I still fuck her lab rat zombie pussy and take her out to nice places with me”….Older chicks are easier going about the whole fucking girls who aren’t them…so I wouldn’t call this cheating, if he was cheating he’d probably avoid LA pap smeared clubs/restaurants, etc. He’d probably take her to some remote place in Canada or some shit…therefore there’s no scandal in this…but I do like the attempt at disguising himself, but the paparazzi are just too smart for hime…


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