I like my bitches to be a little more gutter. Watching this Jessica Biel spot for Revlon is just irritating, she’s got far too much bed for a man like me to handle….she’s the kind of girl that probably bathes, and smells like roses, even though she has broad shoulders in her designer clothes, where she applies her mascara on satin upholstered louis the XVI couches…like shit man that’s too much for me….cuz i like piss stained sheets and a half dead addict who smells fish and feces…it feels like home…

Kinda how Pharrell probably feels inside his homie Justin Timberlake’s ex woman….bad friend. Never trust the black ones. LOLZ

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