Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet cuz she makes the USA too much fucking money, she hasn’t killed herself yet, cuz she feels like she’s at the top of the world not having to be a pilgrim commoner like all the beautiful bajan women working as hookers for tourists and cleaning hotel rooms in Barbados…..but she has gone home to film a music video and make the world think she actually is liked or respected in Barbados, from what I know, they all fucking hate her, cuz she talks down to the locals like a snobby cunt, but you don’t care about that, you care that her tits look swollen in this video and that she’s standing next to fat chicks who are probably her cousins, to make her look skinny and to get them off her back…

THe good news is that she’s finally making music that makes fucking sense. That sounds caribbean and as much as I hate pop and despite how much I want Rihanna to disappear….this is a good move.

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