Looks like her belly button is trying to eat its way out of this dress…which I guess is why she’s dressed like Elvira, you know some “high” concept like Lady Gaga, being all literal and shit cuz she knows she’s like a horror movie, especially when in a tight dress..but what do I know….you don’t have to answer that, just look at the pics….

She also squeezed into some harness as hard as she could placed at her thinnest point on her body at some event where she just launched her perfume, cuz she’s a budding entrepreneur with e a global vision of where to take the brand she’s created based on her. A modern day Trump or Paris Hilton, money making in a ridiculous way….but I hear her perfume isn’t just called eau du toilette, but is actual piss, cuz that’s a smell she’s into…it reminds her of what she went her to get to this point…

On a sidenote: I wonder how many people have called “Kim Kardashian”, “Kim Lard-Ass-Ian” in her life? Get it cuz she’s fat….I’m betting at least 1 even though I take her as more of a “Kunt”…I have no interest in this waste of time novelty act…

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