There’s nothing to this Pippa Middleton chick, but people love her, I guess it’s gotta do with her daddy issues and her feelings of inadequacies that will lead to her fucking on camera in the near future, before the royal family kill her off for being a liability like they did to Princess Diana, you know money and power is above the fucking law. True story.

So take her in while you can, encourage her by giving her the attention she’s starved for, and you will be rewarded with many scandals the rest of her life screaming “Stop looking at my sister and notice me”….it’s textbook and I’m eager to see her vagina.

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